December 2011
We hope that you choke.
BBC Radio 1
Ed: "Colchester United versus Oxford...........Have you ever been jealous of another member of the band.......(pauses deliberately).........................Colin?
(everybody laughs)
Colin: "Jealous of another member of the band? What? I mean......
Ed: "Have you ever been jealous?
Colin: "Erm......I......I............erm.........I.......well, I mean Ed and I, you know, we used to share a room together.....
Ed: "Here we go.....
Thom: "Yeah, I knew it was going to happen, I knew he was going to come out with that
Ed: "I knew this was going to happen
Colin: "When we were, you know, before we could you know like.....
Ed: "Afford
Colin: "before we could have our own rooms when we were on tour, you know so I was often quite sort of, you know.....
Ed: "Steady..
Colin: "Pedantic.
Thom: "(laughs hysterically)
?? - You were really doing my head in
Colin: "I mean there's a difference between the word jealous and envious that often gets confused in language....
Ed: "Brilliant! Side stepping (laughs)
Colin: "It really, really winds me up, I think what they mean is envious, they don't mean jealous, because jealous means something else, like you know......
Thom: "That's such a mega avoidance of the question
Colin: "Envious is like resenting something for something that someone else has, whereas jealous is when you resent someone because you feel that they have something that you should be having
Steve: "Do you have any specific examples?
(everyone laughs)
Ed: "Envy? (laughs)
Colin: "I always thought like..... Ed like had a very nice line of sort of a certain brand of soap, and sort of, you know, had a nice wash bag, you know, in the bathroom we shared, and he always seemed to have like the nicer sort of tasting toothpaste and stuff like that, and you know......
Ed: "(laughs) You're such a liar!
spookywitch:
Bjork should make an app for domestica and you have to find the keys
